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[April 7th, 2010: 10:37 pm] |
dear sexual predators,
dad said i couldn't add you. sorry about that.
yours truly,
Lizzie
hokay, this eljay is (mostly) friends-only. 'cos i'm paranoid like that.
sorry for being friends-only. kinda.
anyway, i'd probably add you. if you ask like a civilized person. even if i don't know you. and especially if you're not from my (old) school. yeah. just write me first. or not.
p.s. i've deleted all comments here that've ~revealed too much about me. HA. so now ITT say whatever you like, i don't know. be anon if you want, IP logging whatever is off.
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| okay okay i'm posting this meme |
[March 18th, 2009: 06:13 pm] |
because people asked me to! *defensive*
FILL THIS FORM UP, SIR. IN LEGIBLE BLOCK LETTERS. PLEASE SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE. KTHXBAI.
01. Where you and I met:
02. Your first impression of me upon meeting me/seeing me:
03. Take a stab at my middle name:
04. How long you've known me:
05. The last time that we saw each other:
06. Would I ever go sky diving?
07. My favorite sport:
08. Am I funny?
09. My favorite type of music:
10. The best feature about me:
11. What do I want to do more than anything?
12. What is one thing that you think I should do?
13. How many places have I lived?
14. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?
15. Have you ever hugged me?
16. My favorite food:
17. Have you ever had a crush on me?
18. If there was one good nickname for me, it would be:
19. Your favorite memory of me:
20. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:
21. What is one of my annoying habits?
22. Who are my best friends?
23. Do I believe in God?
and just so you know, i took out the last question which was asking if you'd re-post this so i could write about you.
no pressure, no pressure bbs. |
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| seven things! |
[March 11th, 2009: 07:45 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | lmfao, music, video | ] |
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| [ | music |
| | DaveDays from YouTube - Seven Things (Miley Cyrus parody) | ] |
I probably shouldn't say this
Because my friends think that I'm weird
Every time I say I love you they remind me you can't hear
It's because you're cardboard. I'm always ignored
But you feel so real to me why can't they see
And you're still standing in the same way
Just how I left you yesterday, against the wall
Don't fall
The seven things I hate about you
You're fake, you break, you are not real
If only I had something to feel
You are 2D with no back side
You cost me quite a lot to buy
My friends are jerks, they make fun of us
Just know it hurts.
I want to be with the real Miley
And the seventh thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute
It's awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me
"Dude, are you serious?! You're delirious? She is cardboard, she can't hear us"
"YES I CAN"
"Dude, oh my God, did she just talk?!
She's been real all along! Say something again!"
"DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!"
The seven things I hate about you
You're fake, you break, you are not real
If only I had something to feel
You are 2D with no back side
You cost me quite a lot to buy
My friends are jerks, they make fun of us
Just know it hurts.
I want to be with the real Miley
And the seventh thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute
And compared to all the great things that we took too long to write
I probably should mention the seven that I like
The seven things I like about you
Your hair, your eyes, cardboard Levis
When we kiss you're hypnotized
You let me do whatever I want
I can't wait till Chris is gone!
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it's alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley
And the seventh thing I like the most about you
You make cardboard look cute
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this guy is too awesome.
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| 'cause i'm not cool. |
[January 22nd, 2009: 10:09 pm] |
i'm not cute, either.
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but whatever, have a look at my super awesome bracelet.
(Pandora by Ray Zell) |
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| snapdragons! |
[January 14th, 2009: 09:17 pm] |
Instructions
Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair - just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing.
Post these instructions with the picture.
  i accidentally hit the button..! oh dear. |
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| just because! |
[January 9th, 2009: 10:44 am] |
Instructions: Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.
How many songs total: 2908
How many hours or days of music: 7.3 days
Most recently played: Fields - Skulls And Flesh And More
Most played: Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea (hahaha yeah this song is awesome)
Most recently added: Final Fantasy - This Is The Dream Of Win And Regine
Sort by song title
First Song: Babyshambles - A'rebours
Last Song: Jay Z vs. Jimi Hendrix (Remix) - 99 Problems/Voodoo Childe (because anything, even rap, playing to Jimi Hendrix sounds wicked)
Sort by time
Shortest Song: Death Crazed Teenage Superheroes - Discussion Of Topics (0:11)
Longest Song: You Say Party! We Say Die! - Quiet World (22:53)
Sort by album
First album: The Academy by The Academy Is... (okay okay, so i downloaded it)
Last album: 300 Lesions by Kyo
First song that comes up on Shuffle
Spoon - I Summon You
Search the following and state how many songs come up
Death - 37
Life - 43
Love - 97
Hate - 18
You - 419
Sex - 37
hahaha Line and i both have exactly 37 songs that have something to do with sex on iTunes.
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| Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizzie |
[December 20th, 2008: 02:08 am] |
haha, alliteration.
1. Cats use their Lizzie to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. South Australia was the first place to allow Lizzie to stand for parliament. they were first to see how aussome i am.
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lizzie! WHAT, NO THANK YOU.
4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Lizzie. oh dear. D:
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Lizzie.
6. Lizzie can smell some things up to six miles away. can totally smell you right now, jsyk.
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Lizzie in your mouth. only in Japan?!
8. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Lizzie and water!
9. Lizzie was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants. trufax.
10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Lizzie can not!
do it here. now..?
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