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[April 7th, 2010: 10:37 pm] |
dear sexual predators,
dad said i couldn't add you. sorry about that.
yours truly,
Lizzie
hokay, this eljay is (mostly) friends-only. 'cos i'm paranoid like that.
sorry for being friends-only. kinda.
anyway, i'd probably add you. if you ask like a civilized person. even if i don't know you. and especially if you're not from my (old) school. yeah. just write me first. or not.
p.s. i've deleted all comments here that've ~revealed too much about me. HA. so now ITT say whatever you like, i don't know. be anon if you want, IP logging whatever is off.
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| okay okay i'm posting this meme |
[March 18th, 2009: 06:13 pm] |
because people asked me to! *defensive*
FILL THIS FORM UP, SIR. IN LEGIBLE BLOCK LETTERS. PLEASE SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE. KTHXBAI.
01. Where you and I met:
02. Your first impression of me upon meeting me/seeing me:
03. Take a stab at my middle name:
04. How long you've known me:
05. The last time that we saw each other:
06. Would I ever go sky diving?
07. My favorite sport:
08. Am I funny?
09. My favorite type of music:
10. The best feature about me:
11. What do I want to do more than anything?
12. What is one thing that you think I should do?
13. How many places have I lived?
14. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?
15. Have you ever hugged me?
16. My favorite food:
17. Have you ever had a crush on me?
18. If there was one good nickname for me, it would be:
19. Your favorite memory of me:
20. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:
21. What is one of my annoying habits?
22. Who are my best friends?
23. Do I believe in God?
and just so you know, i took out the last question which was asking if you'd re-post this so i could write about you.
no pressure, no pressure bbs. |
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| seven things! |
[March 11th, 2009: 07:45 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | lmfao, music, video | ] |
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| | DaveDays from YouTube - Seven Things (Miley Cyrus parody) | ] |
I probably shouldn't say this
Because my friends think that I'm weird
Every time I say I love you they remind me you can't hear
It's because you're cardboard. I'm always ignored
But you feel so real to me why can't they see
And you're still standing in the same way
Just how I left you yesterday, against the wall
Don't fall
The seven things I hate about you
You're fake, you break, you are not real
If only I had something to feel
You are 2D with no back side
You cost me quite a lot to buy
My friends are jerks, they make fun of us
Just know it hurts.
I want to be with the real Miley
And the seventh thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute
It's awkward and silent because cardboard cannot speak
I wonder what you think about when you smile and stare at me
"Dude, are you serious?! You're delirious? She is cardboard, she can't hear us"
"YES I CAN"
"Dude, oh my God, did she just talk?!
She's been real all along! Say something again!"
"DAVE NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN!"
The seven things I hate about you
You're fake, you break, you are not real
If only I had something to feel
You are 2D with no back side
You cost me quite a lot to buy
My friends are jerks, they make fun of us
Just know it hurts.
I want to be with the real Miley
And the seventh thing I hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute
And compared to all the great things that we took too long to write
I probably should mention the seven that I like
The seven things I like about you
Your hair, your eyes, cardboard Levis
When we kiss you're hypnotized
You let me do whatever I want
I can't wait till Chris is gone!
We never fight when I hold you tight
Ow! Splinter! Ohhh it's alright!
I wanna be with the real Miley
And the seventh thing I like the most about you
You make cardboard look cute
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this guy is too awesome.
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| 'cause i'm not cool. |
[January 22nd, 2009: 10:09 pm] |
i'm not cute, either.
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but whatever, have a look at my super awesome bracelet.
(Pandora by Ray Zell) |
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| snapdragons! |
[January 14th, 2009: 09:17 pm] |
Instructions
Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair - just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing.
Post these instructions with the picture.
  i accidentally hit the button..! oh dear. |
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| just because! |
[January 9th, 2009: 10:44 am] |
Instructions: Open up your iTunes and fill out this survey, no matter how embarrassing the responses might be.
How many songs total: 2908
How many hours or days of music: 7.3 days
Most recently played: Fields - Skulls And Flesh And More
Most played: Neutral Milk Hotel - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea (hahaha yeah this song is awesome)
Most recently added: Final Fantasy - This Is The Dream Of Win And Regine
Sort by song title
First Song: Babyshambles - A'rebours
Last Song: Jay Z vs. Jimi Hendrix (Remix) - 99 Problems/Voodoo Childe (because anything, even rap, playing to Jimi Hendrix sounds wicked)
Sort by time
Shortest Song: Death Crazed Teenage Superheroes - Discussion Of Topics (0:11)
Longest Song: You Say Party! We Say Die! - Quiet World (22:53)
Sort by album
First album: The Academy by The Academy Is... (okay okay, so i downloaded it)
Last album: 300 Lesions by Kyo
First song that comes up on Shuffle
Spoon - I Summon You
Search the following and state how many songs come up
Death - 37
Life - 43
Love - 97
Hate - 18
You - 419
Sex - 37
hahaha Line and i both have exactly 37 songs that have something to do with sex on iTunes.
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| Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizzie |
[December 20th, 2008: 02:08 am] |
haha, alliteration.
1. Cats use their Lizzie to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. South Australia was the first place to allow Lizzie to stand for parliament. they were first to see how aussome i am.
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lizzie! WHAT, NO THANK YOU.
4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Lizzie. oh dear. D:
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Lizzie.
6. Lizzie can smell some things up to six miles away. can totally smell you right now, jsyk.
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Lizzie in your mouth. only in Japan?!
8. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Lizzie and water!
9. Lizzie was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants. trufax.
10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Lizzie can not!
do it here. now..?
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| dialogue (chiropractor's) |
[December 3rd, 2008: 10:35 pm] |
"...he has sixteen brothers and sisters. sixteen,"
"wow,"
"yeah, and i'm like, 'are you Mormon?' (laughs) and he's like, 'no, no i'm not',"
"woooow,"
"no wait, it's seventeen. plus he comes from the Northwest, Washington, and it isn't very common there."
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"do you know how hard it is to carve a turkey?"
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"very, very few people eat at home, and it's very, very bad... often because the houses are quite small, and they're mostly cluttered with stuff,"
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"oh yeah, i used to live in the suburbs,"
"in Tokyo?"
"um, near Tokyo, near Mount Fuji (?!), "
"oh, that seems nice,"
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| jumping on the wishlist-making bandwagon |
[November 20th, 2008: 01:23 pm] |
Step One
- Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
- If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.
- Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.
Step Two
- Surf around your friendslist (or friends-friends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:
- If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.
You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.
There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.
10 things that would be nice:
1. mixtapes.
2. cards. or letters. or anything written-ish. maybe even drawings!
3. band tees. because by magic, all the bands i like somehow skip touring here. no show = no shirt = D:
4. gift certificates for Borders.
5. the tour shirt from the Bogus Journey Tour! 'cos who wouldn't want to wear a Sisky-as-Death?
6. old, useless jewelry to take apart.
7. notebooks to write in. pretty ones.
8. more creativity. or ideas!
9. POSTERS! OF ANYTHING!
10. a kitten.
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[November 17th, 2008: 01:07 pm] |
crayon cookies
 
okay so the first picture's actually oil pastel cookies, seeing that i have a crapload of them lying around the house and no one's using them at all, i figured they wouldn't be missed. XD
unfortunately, this isn't the biggest mess in my room.
and this is the poster i stole off the wall when i was out with Sam and Stinky at the Biannale. shh.
dadadadada. i don't like this one. (approx. 6")
 
findings to get: extender chain, lobster clasps, MOAR JUMP RINGS!
and another charm in the same finish. i'm probably giving this to Aunt Ros so maybe a tiny bag or something to match the shoe. XD amber-ish theme with silver bits.
reconstructed from a bag charm i got from England. it was a charity thing for Africa so all the beads are from there and i love it. (approx. 6")
 
two charms - a lion and a zebra. i think they were keeping the whole "made in Africa" African type theme thing.
and the two strands are meant to be worn twisted around each other to make it look chunkier, like the previous bracelet too.
(there's construction going on outside my house and they're using a crane-thingy to put beams in place and they just yelled "whoa whoa whoa whoa!" . gave me a fright. D:)
and this was what made me start the previous bracelet in the first place.
 
i was thinking of dressing up the little necklace around my wrist (because it was boring!) and thought a charm would be too big and i'd be afraid of losing the charm so i decided to wire some beads around it instead. purple theme with a little bit of silver/white thrown around in it.
and this, this probably didn't require any creativity. at all.
made from a plastic camera charm, maybe 3/4" wide? idk, just had the idea from reading Junk Jewelry by Jane Eldershaw. wikkid book.
and i think it helps if you used to have lots of dinky little Barbie dolls when you were 8. heh.
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seeing Stacecake today. hopefully! but i've got that weeyurd bass workshop from 4 to 5, then some vocals thingy that- oh i don't know. D:
and this morning i had a bad dream.
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| tagged by BananananaLili |
[November 17th, 2008: 01:47 am] |
rules:
- People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
- Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people.
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Do you have secrets?
yes.
Would you fall in love with a boy younger than you?
not one i was babysitting, no thank youuuu!
Do you enjoy going to school?
depends on which schoool. ("school" is starting to look strange on the screen. like "shcool" D:)
What would you do with a billion dollars?
if they were notes, learn origami and make cranes out of them. if they were pennies, throw them into every fountain i see and make a wish. and every other penny leave on the ground for someone else to pick up. money you don't earn, you spend very quickly.
Will you fall in love with your best friend?
oh yes. and marry her too.
Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
being loved. hee.
List five favorite movies.
1. Little Miss Sunshine.
2. Twin Falls Idaho.
3. Bluebell Bunny Goes To The Post Office.
4. Bluebell Bunny Plants A Flower Garden.
5. Bluebell Bunny Gets Shot Right Between The Ears By That Dude She Thought Was Homeless And Wanted To Give Some Change To But He Turned Out To Be A Psycho And Oh Dear, Silly Me, I've Got My Brains All Over The Floor, Do Excuse Me While I Clean This Mess Up.
If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
obsess about that.
Do you think this quiz is boring?
absolutely.
Do you have any regrets?
yes, doing this because Lili asked me to!
How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
younger than i'm meant to be.
Who are currently the most important people to you?
my friends and family. and i have only a select few, i can tell you. friends, i mean.
What kind of person do you think the person that tagged you is? (BananaramaLili a.k.a. ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) plastickfaces)
she canna spel "plastik"
Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
why is there always this question? why can't there be more interesting ones? why am i awake at 2AM? why don't rainbows have brown in them?
What is your favourite colour?
purple.
Do you like Lizzie?
only when the sun is shining.
If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
McCain and Obama. or Bert and Ernie. or Ben and Jerry.
What are the top five countries on your 'to-go' list?
1. Vancouver, Canada. AGAIN!
2. London. AGAIN!
3. all over Europe actually, because Sarah Friggin' Chua's there right this moment, and she has to get me the spray from Boots and i have to go there to make sure she gets it for me.
4. Noo Yurk.
5. India.
Name three things you would like to do but would never be able to.
1. get a lip ring without passing out. (this is for Heyong)
2. calm down.
3. survive suicide (HAHA GOOD ONE, LILI; I'M RE-USING THAT!)
Five people I have tagged:
andstacywrites because i know her exams are over so MARATHON SLEEPOVER. areyousaved, thelibertine :D, gunshotwoundsxx and heyongway because i miss her very much. and oh heck, i'll break the rules and tag manics too, 'cos i know she's awake at this moment. or at least i think so. |
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| it's 11:11, 11/11 and... |
[November 12th, 2008: 11:11 pm] |
...anything can happen.
make a wish. seriously.
mine's to see more Gabes. heh.
or something else, i need to think first.
still, make a wish! |
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| um, |
[November 10th, 2008: 07:00 pm] |
smoked salmon tastes like blood. so do pureed tomatoes.
or is it just me? |
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| Writer's Block: A Little Light |
[November 5th, 2008: 08:04 pm] |
BECAUSE THE ICE CUBES ARE GETTING JIGGY WITH THE PEAS, DAMNIT. LEAVE THEM ALONE, WHY DON'T YA?
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| letusramble! |
[October 22nd, 2008: 08:34 pm] |
so we start off seeing Hayley Williams wear this at the VMAs.
and we then go in search of something similar.
we find the exact same dress in TopShop...
(out of stock but can totes see it here.)
AND ALSO FIND A COPY IN FOREVER21.
(never really liked you much anyway.)
AHHHH.
*overreacts*
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FAITH! I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T SEND OUT YOUR LETTER ANY EARLIER (school's ending and i've been beyond busy and i've been sick. like really, really, feel-like-blowing-your-brains-out sick.) IT'S SIGNED AND SEALED AND SITTING ON MY DESK RIGHT-THIS-MINUTE AND I'LL DEFINITELY GO TO THE POST OFFICE TOMORROW.
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current status
- i'm not replying Matt's messages. or Steph's.
- i haven't traced out the pattern for Little Red Riding Hood's hood and Alice's apron yet.
- i collapsed and slept for 3 hours when i came back from school.
- my nose is running. and i've been popping vitamin C like Pez.
- bloody hell.
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edit
so apparently (maybe this is late but still, XD) Forever21 is kinda known for ripping off other peoples' designs.
left is Anna Sui, right is Forever21.
HOW CAN THEY RIP OFF ANNA SUI TOO?!
ahahah but yay for Anna Sui doing this.
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[October 20th, 2008: 08:24 pm] |
because we're friends on eljay, but that doesn't necessarily mean we know each other.
(stolen from ellievegaz, edited by Lizzie)
Name:
Birthdate:
Where you live ('cos i vanta stalk youuu):
What you think of Lizzie: LIZZIE SUXXXX
How you found Lizzie:
Interests:
Dislikes:
Msn/Email: don't answer this.
Awesome music:
Do you like the Jonas brothers: y/n
Do you like pickles: y/n
What you think of Lizzie's fucked-up phone:
hi Stacecake, do this shit. even though i know you probably won't be reading this 'cos you'll be too busy ~studying. XD
Lizzie's answers
Name: Elizabeth Alexandra Jenny Lewis Ha Ha Ha
Birthdate: 23rd of the February.
Where you live ('cos i vanta stalk youuu): in a shell.
What you think of Lizzie: LIZZIE SUXXXX.
How you found Lizzie: i didn't find her; she found me!
Interests: indie shit. more shit. Spin. not taking my medication. obsessing.
Dislikes: Miley Cyrus' pouty face.
Msn/Email:
Awesome music: am currently listening to The Morning Benders.
Do you like the Jonas brothers: N
Do you like pickles: Y
What you think of Lizzie's fucked-up phone: i threw it for kicks.
p.s. throat infections are not fun. |
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recumbent
cheerful
quixotic
content
mischievous
hopeful
drained
discontent
silly
shocked
curious
dorky
awake
lethargic
weird
groggy